1. Lateness: the date is basically over before it even begins。
遲到：約會在開始之前就注定了失敗。
2. Getting a huge pimple。
起了一個巨大的青春美麗痘。
3. Unexpectedly getting your period。
“大姨媽”意外造訪。
4. Going on a date with someone so boring you forget their name as soon as it’s over。
約會的對象如此無聊，以至于一結(jié)束你就把TA的名字給忘了。
5. Your date feeling more like a job interview than a date。
約會跟面試似的，那還約什么會啊。
6. Diarrhea … and other intestinal concerns。
腹瀉……以及其他腸胃不適。
7. Your date talking about his or her ex on your date。
約會時對方總在談?wù)撟约旱那芭?前男友。
8. Finding the piece of food in your date’s teeth more interesting than what they are saying。
發(fā)現(xiàn)約會對象牙齒里的菜葉比TA談?wù)摰脑掝}更有趣。
9. Awkward splitting the bill nonsense。
約會時平攤費用很尷尬啊.。。
10. Awkward “Wanna come upstairs?” talk。
火候沒到就問對方：“愿意上樓坐坐嗎?”
11. Having to fake smile/fake laugh。
強(qiáng)裝笑臉，無奈無聊。
12. Your date making up a lame excuse to leave early。
約會對象想提前離開，卻撒了個十分蹩腳的謊言。
